18, Melbourne,

Artist, Dressmaker, Philanthropist

I’m here to sew stitches and cut bitches

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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carbonandfiber:

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me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via australiansanta)

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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j6i9mmy:

on the scaffolding
parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

awkward-fallen-angel:

fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

I’ve played that game

(Source: halliebadger, via hotboysofficial)